hanari502: curlia: smoshybuscus-nerdaniacc: ...
Things have been weird today. I don’t like it.
i think i’m going to go try and nap for a while. :|
The Doctor Who Fandom and the Olympic Torch
Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
Whovians: You know who has to do it
BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: It's just fiction.
Whovians: You know who.
BBC: But this series is not that important as-
Whovians: You know.
Whovians: Or the world will explode
Whovians: It's time law BBC.
Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
Whovians: The Doctor will come
BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
Whovians: It's written in history.
BBC: But the Queen-
Whovians: Will not be amused.
Surely today can only get better. Right?
I don’t want my Ayla to leave ;-;
Really? Do we really have to do this?
godric gryffindor: only the bravest kids should get an education
rowena ravenclaw: only the super smart kids should get an education
salazar slytherin: only the kids from the richest families with the purest blood should get an education
helga hufflepuff: EVERYONE should get an education, because we shouldn't prohibit someone from the advantages of education because of the way they're born.
everyone, centuries later: we shouldn't prohibit someone from the advantages of education because of the way they're born.
everyone, centuries later: hufflepuff is the worst house.
spider has been identified as being of the wolf variety
hanari502 replied to your post: phyton replied to your post: this fucking spider… Rubbing alcohol kills them in a matter of seconds. all of this is going into the for future reference book under best ways to kill bugs
phyton replied to your post: this fucking spider is like two fucking inches in… Spray it with hairspray! It kills them really quickly! tradanui replied to your post: JUST FOUND A CAN OF BARBASOL. THE FUCKER IS ABOUT… NO MAN NO GET GLASS CLEANER IT WORKS BETTER I SWEAR. I have killed a lot of spiders. All of these ran through our heads as we thought of possible ways of torture,...
enemaofthestate: theyarndemon: this fucking spider is like two fucking inches in diameter. i’m stuck in a corner with a step ladder, an ayla, and a bottle of purex. god help me. we dropped the purex on it. we think it might still be alive. Not anymore its not
JUST FOUND A CAN OF BARBASOL. THE FUCKER IS ABOUT TO DIEEEEEEEEEE.
THE SPIDER IS SUBDUED. I REPEAT THE SPIDER IS SUBDUED.
FUCK NOW WE DON’T HAVE THE PUREX.
this fucking spider is like two fucking inches in diameter. i’m stuck in a corner with a step ladder, an ayla, and a bottle of purex. god help me.
zdlfgkyjadhglkadhgy jesus fucking christ it’s huge
i’m in a really shitty don’t want to do anything mood and i need to not be because ayla leaves in the morning.
[[MORE]]i really really hate that i’m mad at my dad right now. he’s about to leave and i honestly don’t know when i’m going to see him again and i’m really tired of it. i’m tired of him having to be gone all the time. i’m tired of him only being able to come home for maybe a week every couple of months and it’s killing him to. he’s not...